The Scottish have a wonderful saying: 'If is a big book'. An
interest in various contingencies and alternatives is not one limited
to Who fandom or any sort of fan culture, but manifests itself
every day in every aspect of society. In Who fandom however,
such pursuits are almost a subculture in themselves; the various Missing
and New Adventures of either recent publishing house are testament to
the fan-obsession of 'What If?'; continuing the adventures of all the
Doctors (and their companions) beyond their limited televised life-spans.
Perhaps now, in the position we face regarding the show's uncertain
future, the habit of looking back to the past and creating 'alternative
realities' for ourselves has never been more popular, though the result
may be unrealistic or somewhat bittersweet (as indicated by reader
reaction to DWM's 'If...' and '7 up' articles of last year). Whatever
the case, televised Doctor Who is for the moment in repose, its
presence only felt largely through fan generated spin-offs and events.
If may be the most powerful word in the universe, but it would
hardly be enough to bring a series back, or put to right past upsets.
If is a big book.
It is a past upset that has brought about this article. In recent
times, with the infamous production hiatus and sacking of actor Colin
Baker now over ten years behind us, some voices in fandom have given
rise to the belief that had that actor's time on the show not been so
rudely brought to a premature end by BBC politics, the sixth Doctor
would be remembered as a more rounded, more agreeable, and more worthy
incarnation. The actor once boasted shortly after his appointment that
he had every intention of surpassing the 'other' Baker in the length
of his reign. It may have happened - we can only guess, but what follows
is our model of a possible lengthened Colin Baker Era; one not interrupted
by a production rest, nor brought back by a confusing and alienating
season-length courtroom saga, nor resolved by a less than convincing
regeneration by another actor in the Doctor's role. All of the following
stories existed in some form, though one was never intended for
television, and the existence of another is refuted by its apparent
creators. We have attempted to be as true to the original outlines of
the stories as possible, with some alteration along the way where we
felt necessary, and we confess that some of Season Twenty-Five is
complete fabrication - it was that or give up completely, sorry.
Finally, there are no Bidmead stories in this model, there simply
being not enough to create a story from. Credit is due to John Binns'
highly inventive Matrix article 'Trial and Error' (reprinted
in Licence Denied) for some of the links in Season Twenty Five,
and to James Margatich for being such a patient sounding board.
Season Twenty-Three
During the screening of season 22, rumours had abounded regarding
the possible axing of Doctor Who. First and foremost, many BBC
programmes were suffering budget cuts or cancellation due to the BBC's
move to daytime TV. Additionally, the addition of a new soap opera
called Eastenders to the schedules drew resources away from
other shows. This meant that Doctor Who's future was far from
certain, and John Nathan-Turner took it upon himself to start some of
the rumours himself.
However, the then BBC Controller, Michael Grade issued a press statement
announcing: "Doctor Who has been a staple ingredient of
BBC schedules for twenty two years now, and we definitely do not
want it to stop. There are still planets and times which the good Doctor
has not visited, and the BBC will not be resting the show while this
situation exists. Doctor Who will be back, you can be sure of
that, and it will be just as good as ever." Despite these comments,
the season's appeared to reduced...
Eric Saward was retained as script editor for Season Twenty-Three,
which was to comprise 11 episodes of 55 minutes in length. He
commissioned scripts by a mixture of old hands and newcomers, one of
the most talked about in fan circles being the season opener, by one
of the show's ex-producers.
The Nightmare Fair (2 parts)
By Graham Williams
The initial recording for this story took place at Blackpool, as
the closing lines of Revelation of the Daleks had suggested.
This was inexpensive to achieve, requiring Baker, Bryant and a few
other actors, plus director Matthew Robinson and a small camera crew.
The rest of the story was filmed in studio. Michael Gough, later to
feature in the Batman movies, reprised his role as the Celestial
Toymaker from the story to which this was a sequel, and although
inevitably older, the fans judged his performance as brilliant, lauding
the story as an improvement over season 22. Also notable in this
story was the return of the sonic screwdriver, previously destroyed in
The Visitation. Script writer Graham Williams had written it
in, ignorant of its demise, but Nathan-Turner gave the go-ahead for
the screwdriver's return as a nostalgia piece, cautioning writers not
to overuse it.
The Ultimate Evil (2 parts)
By Wally K. Daly
One of the criticisms levelled at season 22 was the level of
violence it contained. The decision to film this story, Nathan-Turner
assured the media, was not made lightly. The fact that it featured
the Doctor entering a psychopathic rage on more than one occasion
and attempting to kill people, must have raised some doubt in the
minds of the fans that Nathan-Turner was leading the program in the
right direction. The story itself was seen as mediocre, with Mordant
(played by Deep Roy, who had formerly played Mr Sin in The Talons
of Weng Chiang) a carbon copy of one of the villains from the
previous season. Noted actress Jean Anderson, who had worked on the
series The Brothers with Colin Baker, played the scientist Kareelya,
and was well received. There were minimal special effects with models
being used to achieve the exterior shots of Mordant's base.
Mission to Magnus (2 parts)
By Philip Martin
Given the similarity of the character of Mordant in the previous
story to the established returning character, Sil, in this one, it is
surprising that the stories were placed back to back in their screening
order. This aspect of the production pales when compared to the
criticisms levels at its shoddy production. One of the few good points
of the story was David Troughton (Patrick's son, who had also previously
appeared in The Curse of Peladon) as Anzor, the Doctor's school
bully, who it was felt was written out of the story prematurely. Nabil
Shaban reprised his role as Sil from author Martin's story in the
previous season, and Alan Bennion, who played Ice Lords in the two
Peladon stories, appeared as Vedikael. Glynis Barber, an actress who'd
previously appeared in Blake's 7, worked well in the role of Rana
Zandusia, but ultimately the story was seen as sexist, tired and
clichéd. Cheap, corridor-bound and low on special effects, this
story rated bottom of DWM polls for the season.
Return of the Autons (3 parts)
By Robert Holmes
This three parter was eagerly awaited in that it was not only
written by a well-liked author, but featured the return of some old
enemies of his creation, the Autons along with their masters, the
Nestene. The story concerned an invasion assisted by the Rani
(reprised by Kate O'Mara) who, in true Pip and Jane form, was merely
interested in creating and experimenting with new types of plastic
for the Nestene intelligence to use. Since location work in Singapore
would have been too expensive, production was moved to London's China
Town, with strategically placed washing masking any of the more
familiar everyday objects. This story was the most well received
of the season, though some people were quick to point out the moments
where the washing failed to conceal an inaccurate lamppost or
two.
Slipback (2 parts)
By Eric Saward
The second to last story of the season was originally to have been
The Children of January, by Michael Feeny Callan. This script
was discarded as too expensive under the current budget, and was
substituted for a script by Eric Saward, a two parter called
Slipback. Done extremely cheaply, using barely disguised sets
from previous stories and a reused monster costume painted green, this
story was referred to as the Timelash of season 23, only just
losing out to Mission to Magnus as worst of season.
Controversial were the opening scenes where the Doctor got drunk
on screen, humorously attempting to sing 'On With The Motley' and then
attempting to strangle Peri again. As The Sun said in its
banner headline: "Now it's DOCTOR BOOZE! Dotty Doc to get plastered
with space drunks" One of the major flaws fans picked on was that
it contradicted Terminus, a story which Saward had script
edited.
Season Twenty-Four
With its most trying year behind it and its survival guaranteed for
the foreseeable future, Doctor Who returned for its Twenty-Fourth
season with a return to form, but not at great cost. John Nathan-Turner
was successful in ensuring the show's return to its earlier 22 minute,
fourteen episode format. With this, the Producer was also eager to
improve the look of the programme, and boosted its budget significantly
by foregoing the commissioning of new scripts, opting to reuse previous
unsuccessful stories which had already been paid for in part. This
was much to the chagrin of Script Editor Eric Saward, who took
Nathan-Turner's actions as a deep personal insult. Under great protest
he began work with some of the recommissioned work aided by Robert
Holmes, but after two weeks voiced his intention to leave the
programme, citing his reasons as personal integrity and his perceived
difficulty working with scripts he himself had already passed over.
Holmes encouraged him to back down from confrontation, but ultimately
the damage had been done in terms of Saward and Nathan-Turner's working
relationship. Fortunately this was not indicated largely in the
finished product, which if anything showed the programme to be
entering a new stride. It seemed as though the Producer's gamble had
paid off.
The Guardians of Prophecy (2 parts)
By Johnny Byrne
Shot both in studio and on location at Wookey Hole, Sussex,
Guardians was a sequel to Season Eighteen's The Keeper
of Traken, and indeed featured many design elements from the
previous story as obvious 'echoes'. In particular the Art Nouveau
trappings, which fitted in with the otherwise medieval look to the
story, and the former story's Melkur costume was brought out of
storage, with a further two made in a lighter green shade as 'living'
forms of the monsters. Fans were treated with further echoes of the
fourth Doctor tale with Denis Carey playing the villainous necromancer
Malador (his second appearance in the Colin Baker Era), and, at the
Producer's whim a certain 'Susan Troath' supplied the voice of the
ethereal Prophecy. A simple tale seizing on the contemporary popularity
of 'sword and sorcery' games, Guardians was regarded a promising
though modest start to the sixth Doctor's new season.
Strange Matter (3 parts)
by Pip & Jane Baker
Utilising some exterior footage from the location work during
Guardians, Strange Matter benefited as a cost-saving
exercise by being an in-studio production thereafter. Kate O'Mara
returned for the second time as the Rani in a story for which at last
she was the lone villain, and the general feeling among the series
regulars was of an enjoyable episode to make, with received highlights
being Colin Baker's wicked mimicking of his predecessors (following
an attack on the TARDIS by the Rani which gives the Doctor temporary
amnesia), and O'Mara's own brilliant performance whilst masquerading
as Peri. Despite some production hiccups (the monstrous Tetraps were
played by dancers in half masks) and a slight story, fans received
Strange Matter largely in the spirit in which it was intended,
and quickly forgave its 'OTT' style as a refreshing break before the
season's more heavyweight dramas.
Cat's Cradle (3 parts)
by Marc Platt
Dubbed 'Logopolis meets Warrior's Gate' by some, Cat's
Cradle was the 'wild card' of Season Twenty-Four, being a story
much like 1967's The Mind Robber (the TARDIS is taken apart, with
the Doctor and his companion left wandering a strange white wilderness).
In fact so many comparisons were made with the previous stories (and
Frontios) that aside from those who knew better, popular fan
conjecture was that 'Marc Platt' was a pseudonym for Christopher H
Bidmead. The story was extensively reworked at Nathan-Turner's request,
omitting some of the more outlandish aspects of Platt's original
script. Fan rumour (based on the original) had it that this story
would reveal some new aspect of the Doctor's identity. Who would have
though that the result would merely be an explanation of his cat
badges (a symbol of his family on Gallifrey), and a talent for
communicating with animals, in this case the eponymous grey cat of
the title?
The Macros (2 parts)
by Ingrid Pitt & Tony Rudlin
A story not fondly remembered by fans. The Macros attempted,
against significant budget cuts, to provide a contemporary version of
the then popular 'Philadelphia Experiment' modern myth, with the action
naturally transferred to England. As in the Jon Pertwee adventure
The Sea Devils, the Royal Navy hosted the cast and provided
some of the vital battleship footage for the story's location as a sort
of promotion exercise. Comic Strip comedian Keith Allen guest
starred as the leader of the leather-clad Macromen, invaders from the
'larger' dimensions. Unfortunately, the finished result betrayed the
underlying feeling that The Macros was really written for another
era (specifically that of the third Doctor and UNIT), and the story
itself was left wanting. With money having been held back for the season
finale, and an overly ambitious script to begin with, The Macros
was without a doubt the season's casualty.
Song of the Space Whale (4 parts)
by Pat Mills & John Wagner
For season finale the choice of Song of the Space Whale was an
unusual one, given the number of times it had apparently been scheduled
for earlier seasons, only to be put aside again quietly. Indeed, Pat Mills
was ready to pull his script entirely if it were not for the enthusiasm
of Robert Holmes, who chanced to see a working draft in the Doctor
Who office whilst visiting John Nathan-Turner. Upon Holmes'
insistence, Space Whale was recommissioned, with its original
assigned director Ron Jones at the helm, and many of its first comedic
aspects retained. This is not to say that Space Whale was a
comedy - in fact the story received a strong positive response from
many viewers praising its ecological message (at the time the
environmental group Greenpeace was in the media following the 'Rainbow
Warrior's sabotage by French agents in New Zealand). Praise was also
due to Colin Baker's role in the story - unique in that season for
being almost entirely 'action' based (perhaps reflecting the comic
strip background of the writers). Benefiting from a larger budget,
the story featured some impressive effects, notably the scenes of
the Whales themselves. Nathan Turner was surprised and delighted to
see the viewing figures climb during the story, and in fact Space
Whale topped the DWAS polls that year, regarded by many as the
finest story of the Colin Baker era.
Season Twenty-Five
After the success of Season Twenty-Four, Baker felt he had finally won
audience acceptance as the Doctor, but nevertheless felt he would like
to leave the series on a high note. In response, Nathan-Turner was able to
persuade him to stay for one more season, to which the star acquiesced.
Also considering moving on was Nicola Bryant, who was also persuaded to
stay for some of the next season, the Producer readily acknowledging
her popularity with male fans.
The next year's work was planned some way in advance; this would prove
fortuitous, given Robert Holmes' death and Saward's subsequent resignation,
which was granted graciously by his superiors. Despite this, both men
would make their mark on the anniversary season, which Nathan-Turner
was preparing alongside writers Philip Martin and Pip and Jane Baker,
the latter of whom he attempted to sign on as replacement Script
Editors.
Contrary to fan rumour, Season Twenty-Five would not feature the now
traditional reunion story, though it appeared the Daleks would feature,
in a story Nathan-Turner was most eager to be kept secret. Nevertheless,
a leak from the production office led to some fanzines speculating that
the season would open with the Earth's destruction by the Daleks. At
this suggestion the Producer maintained a bemused silence, only claiming
that shocks were indeed in store for the Doctor and his viewers. With
Baker's announcement apparently confirming this and due to be made
public, anticipation of the series was at an all-time high.
Wasteland (3 parts)
by Robert Holmes
Holmes' last work came almost as a self-fulfilling prophecy of fan
rumour. The Doctor and Peri arrive on a barren, scorched planet far
in the future, only to find that it is Earth, and that they are not
alone in their discovery. Fans were disappointed then to not see a
single Dalek in the story, but were mystified rather by the introduction
of several stray elements - namely the characters of Glitz and Dibber,
and a subplot involving Andromedan secrets hidden somewhere on the now
technologically backward world. In all, Wasteland provided a
low-key entry for the new season, bringing up more questions than
providing answers, and the genuine surprise that at the end the mystery
of Earth's destruction was not resolved was reflected in audience
levels. Nevertheless, the story segued strongly into the next episode
with the Doctor and Peri tracing the origins of Glitz's weapon to
Thoros Beta, only to find a nastier surprise waiting for both of them...
Mindwarp (2 parts)
by Philip Martin
On Thoros Beta, Doctor and Peri are diverted by the sinister
experiments of Crozier and the Mentor Lord Kiv, as well as the
involvement of their old enemy Sil. After a year's absence of the
sinister slug, Philip Martin was invited to write a new story for
Sil, bringing in more elements of his own world. This Martin was
happy to provide, and the result, Mindwarp, at least
succeeded in doing this, with enjoyable performances by both Nabil
Shaban and Christopher Ryan. However, rather like Kiv's new body,
Mindwarp had a sting in its tail, comprising not only of
Peri's disappearance at the hands of Crozier, but the apparently
'freak time storm' which stranded the Doctor in his own future,
TARDIS-less, and with an unfamiliar new companion who claimed to
know him well. Season Twenty-Five was finally living up to its
promise of shocks...
Attack from the Mind (2 parts)
by David Halliwell
With no memory of the events leading up to his current situation,
the Doctor has to rely on his new companion, Mel, to fill in the
gaps - a task not aided by the two opposed races of the planet on
which they find themselves. Caught up in the ongoing conflict with
the Freds and Penelopeans, the pair find themselves fighting for
their lives. This story was rewritten extensively by Eric Saward
to focus more on the Doctor relearning his past and, ironically
considering Saward's previous scripts, to remove some of the more
violent passages. Mel, portrayed by song and dance star Bonnie
Langford, was almost an experiment - not only the first companion
without an introductory story, but the first to be played by an
actress who'd already made a name for herself. At the end of the
story, the Doctor echoes the voices of the fans, when he boards
the Hyperion III with his new companion: "Normally I would not be
quite so alarmed, Mel, but I have no idea where we're going."
Terror of the Vervoids (3 parts)
by Pip and Jane Baker
During the voyage of the Hyperion III, plant-based genetically-engineered
creatures hatch from pods and begin killing people. The Doctor and
Mel are enlisted to stop them, but there's more going on behind
the scenes than was anticipated. Pip and Jane delivered this story
well before the deadline, allowing Saward to add a number of
changes, including having Mel hack into the Hyperion's computer
system, and the additional dialogue linking the story into the
season. The appearance of Honor Blackman as Professor Laskey, creator
of the Vervoids, continued the season's guest star policy. After the
Hyperion's arrival on Paradise Five, the Doctor and Mel slip out
unnoticed and assume the disguises of an Earth businessman and hostess.
Paradise Five (2 parts)
by P J Hammond
The desolate world of Paradise and its moons have been transformed
into a vast leisure complex for the wealthy, but, as usual, there are
dark secrets lurking behind the facade. The writer's background was
undoubtedly what inspired the casting of David McCallum and Joanna
Lumley as the administrators Gabrial and Lorelei - both were the
stars of Hammond's Sapphire and Steel series. The story also
included an aerobics scene lead by Mel, which many fans saw as
silly, but otherwise the story was well received. The resolution
of the story saw Lorelei unmasked as none other than... the Rani.
Gallifrey (4 parts)
by Pip and Jane Baker
Pursuing in a makeshift TARDIS , the Doctor arrives on Gallifrey
to assume his rightful title as President Elect. Having done so, he
uncovers the plot by the High Council to use Earth to buy themselves
time from their real threat - the destroyers of Earth and allies in
the Rani's return from exile, the Daleks!
Pip and Jane Baker's Gallifrey provided the real eye
opener of the season, making up for viewer disappointment in its
first three stories. For fans, there was not only an impressive
motion-controlled model sequence showing the TARDIS' arrival
on Gallifrey, but later, equally impressive model footage of the
Dalek saucer's arrival provided a spectacular climax to episode
two. Story-wise, the parallels to The Invasion of Time
were obvious (though justified, claimed the Producer), and
surprisingly under the Bakers' dialogue and Chris Clough's
direction, the whole of Gallifrey was given a new make-over
and a bizarrely dynamic and eccentric mood (fan Jeremy Bentham
offered continuity details in production). The story was to prove
controversial once more with its graphic scenes of extermination
and certain manner in which the Doctor's ties with his home were
finally broken by the Time Lords' betrayal.
The last scenes of the season were as originally envisaged by
Eric Saward, with Mel and a mortally wounded Doctor drifting
powerless in space, their reclaimed TARDIS' link now finally
severed with the destroyed Eye of Harmony. It was an eleventh
hour decision on the part of John Nathan-Turner that 'everything be
put to rights', and the series be allowed to survive another
regeneration, just like the Doctor. Cleverly re-edited and
treated in post-production, the Doctor regenerated once more,
unseen for the first time by his audience, with only a surprised
smile from Mel to offer any hint of what was to come.