The Doctor Gets Brained With A Blunt Instrument Followed Instantly By Regeneration in Under Three Pages

Whack!

Blur...

'Hello?'

THE END

If you think this is highly confusing, irrelevant and just plain stupid, well... you're right! Jon submitted this story following a perusal of the editorial in Timestreams 4, which makes this little section here really incredibly blatant advertising, because you'll have to read it to understand what the hell is going on! So there.